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So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet?
(Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023.
And I've been on the Earth since 1949.)

Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662.

Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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A #kiwi living in New Zealand. I am a mum, plant enthusiast, amateur potter, crochet-er, lover of books, coffee and cozy spots.

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#kiwi
#newzealand
#aotearoa
#forkiverse
#crochet
#3goodthings
#book

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Former crafter derailed by the doomscroll. Third place = gym. In and from Scotland.

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Uk based and old.
Linux user - no clue what I'm doing.
Member of the Green Party.
Fascinated by evil 😈 I loathe AI
🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ally (I hope)

⚠️ MASTODON.SOCIAL is blocked ⚠️

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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
:ablobcatmaracasevil: ⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🎖️ Lt. Colonel in the AI Resistance 🚫

🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈‍⬛
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

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Learning to be a novelist in real time. Born at 381.59 ppm.
100% human. All writing is free and open ( CC BY).

Avatar: brick red background with yellow dots spelling out my initials (JM) in Braille Computer Notation.

Header: Illustration of rowboats on the seas of Titan, with Saturn in the background. Illustrated by Joby Harris for NASA/Jet Propulsion Laboratory-Caltech as part the Space Tourism Posters.
(see science.nasa.gov/resources/space-tourism-posters/ for more details)

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I support Free/Libre software
Privacy advocate
I own 2 cats and 2 dogs. You'll be seeing them a lot on my profile
LGBTQIA+ ally
Feel free to send me a follow request.

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